- Old world charm
Room with no TV, radio and only 1 light.
- Tropical
Rainy.
- Majestic setting
A long way from town, at end of dirt road.
- Options galore
Nothing is included in the price.
- Secluded hideaway
Directions to locate unclear.
- Some budget rooms
Sorry, already occupied.
- Explore on your own
At your own expense.
- Minutes From ???
By Plane
- Romantic
No Phone in room
- Knowledgeable trip hosts
They’ve flown in an airplane before.
- No extra fees
No extras available.
- Bird Watchers Paradise
Your car’s paint will never be the same
- Nominal fee
Outrageous charge.
- Standard
Sub-standard.
- Deluxe
Barely Standard.
- Superior accommodations
One complimentary chocolate, free shower cap.
- All the amenities
Two chocolates, two shower caps.
- Just Like Home
No Maid service
- Plush
Both top and bottom sheets, bed shakes.
- Gentle breezes
In hurricane alley.
- Light and airy
No air conditioning.
- Picturesque
Theme park nearby.
- 24-hour bar
Ice cubes at additional cost (when available).
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