Travel Agent Terms

  • Old world charm
    Room with no TV, radio and only 1 light.
  • Tropical
  • Majestic setting
    A long way from town, at end of dirt road.
  • Options galore
    Nothing is included in the price.
  • Secluded hideaway
    Directions to locate unclear.
  • Some budget rooms
    Sorry, already occupied.
  • Explore on your own
    At your own expense.
  • Minutes From ???
    By Plane
  • Romantic
    No Phone in room
  • Knowledgeable trip hosts
    They’ve flown in an airplane before.
  • No extra fees
    No extras available.
  • Bird Watchers Paradise
    Your car’s paint will never be the same
  • Nominal fee
    Outrageous charge.
  • Standard
  • Deluxe
    Barely Standard.
  • Superior accommodations
    One complimentary chocolate, free shower cap.
  • All the amenities
    Two chocolates, two shower caps.
  • Just Like Home
    No Maid service
  • Plush
    Both top and bottom sheets, bed shakes.
  • Gentle breezes
    In hurricane alley.
  • Light and airy
    No air conditioning.
  • Picturesque
    Theme park nearby.
  • 24-hour bar
    Ice cubes at additional cost (when available).