In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde.
The second race was the Breast Stroke. The order of finish was: The brunette came in first, the redhead second… But wait… where was the blonde??? She was still racing!
When she got to the finish line, she said, “THEY CHEATED!!”
The Judge said “how??”
The dumb blonde screamed, “THEY USED THEIR ARMS!”