Three Surgeons

Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation. They got on the topic of their occupation and each stated who they liked to operate on.

The first doctor said, “I like to work on electricians.”

“Why?” the others replied.

He answered, “When you open them up, they are all color coded so you know where everything goes.”

The second doctor said, “I like to work on librarians.”

“Why?” the other doctors asked.

He replied, “Librarians are all organized in a sophisticated pattern.”

The third doctor said, “Well, I like to work on lawyers.”

“Lawyers?!” replied the others suprised.

“Yes, Lawyers” he stated.

“But why?” they asked him.

“Well, they are gutless, they have no spine, and their heads and butts are interchangable.”

Think of it This Way….

A man is laying on the operating table, about to be operated on by his son, the surgeon.

The father says, “Son, think of it this way … If anything happens to me, your mother is coming to live with you.”

Things You Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery

  • FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out now!!
  • And now we remove the subject’s brain and place it in the body of the ape.
  • Don’t worry. I think it is sharp enough.
  • Uh-oh.
  • I don’t know where that came from! Just put it over there.
  • Better crank up that anesthesia.
  • I don’t think that was supposed to come off.
  • Gonna have to stop here, his insurance won’t pay for the rest.
  • Well, it’s five o’clock! We’ll just put this off till tomorrow.
  • Hey….maybe the janitor knows what this is.
  • Cool! These colors are giving me flashbacks.