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  • Coca Cola announced today that, starting immediately, all cans of soda destined for Palm Beach County will be clearly stamped on the bottom OPEN AT OTHER END.
  • The Florida Department of Transportation has finally come up with a reason for all the intersection accidents in Palm Beach County. No one knows what the arrows mean!
  • A recount has been ordered of all winning bingo cards over the past five years in Palm Beach County.
  • It was a simple mistake at the polls in Palm Beach County. After all, the names Gore and Buchanan look almost exactly alike when printed out.
  • Almost everyone in Palm Beach County believes in the Ten Commandments, but 78% of them also believe you can choose five of them.
  • Doctors have discovered the problem with Palm Beach County voters. 79% of them are dyslexic. They thought the word vote was veto.
  • The problem with the ballot in Palm Beach County stems from the fact that it is largely a retirement community and 69% of the retirees used to be lawyers.
  • Do you mean to tell me that most of the people in Florida can pay attention to 15 Bingo cards all at the same time, but can’t punch one right hole?
  • Why do Palm Beach Floridians have TGIF written on their shoes? Toes Go In First.
  • Three Palm Beach Floridians were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours they finally saw a sign that said Disneyland Left, So they turned around and went home.
  • Why did the Palm Beach Floridian stare at the can of frozen orange juice? Because it said Concentrate.
  • Why can’t Palm Beach Floridians dial 911? They can’t find an 11 on the phone.
  • Two Palm Beach Floridians were standing on either side of a road. One asked the other. How do I get to the other side? The other replied, Dummy, you’re already on the other side!
  • Hear about the Palm Beach Floridian who got an AM radio? It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.
  • What happened to the Palm Beach Floridian Ice Hockey Team? They drowned in Spring Training.
  • What did the Palm Beach Floridian say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? Look! They spelled MACY’S wrong!
  • How do you make a Palm Beach Floridian laugh on Saturday? Tell them a joke on Wednesday.