High Tech Outlaws

  • Son of SIMM: His random acts of murder (RAM) are some of the most shocking in recent memory. Hates his motherboard.
  • Billy the CAD: Fastest drawing program in the West.
  • Pretty eBay Floyd: Modern-day Robin Hood auctions faux antiques to the rich and donates the spoils to failing dot-coms.
  • Bugsy C++-gul: A good coder gone bad.
  • Ted Bondi Blue: Set out to write a virus to attack Power Macs and iMacs but switched to PCs when he discovered VBScript.
  • James URL Ray: Assassinated the leader of the 32-bit color coalition.
  • Hack the Ripper: Brutally rips MP3s and burns them to CDs. Displays total disregard for copyright laws.
  • SCSI Borden: Gave her mother 40 Macs.
  • John Dellinger: Escaped from prison brandishing a Latitude carved from soap.
  • John WAN Gacy: Your child’s worst nightmare: A network administrator, a basement, and a clown suit.
  • Baby FaceBook Nelson: Worst criminal of them all. Well known for stealing time and identities. Wields a lethal Poke.