You Might Be Anal-Retentive If…

  • you eat the M&Ms in color order.
  • you fold your dirty clothes before putting them in the hamper.
  • you have to have all boxes in the kitchen facing the same way and in order by size.
  • you have all your canned goods organized by type, flavor, and use and they’re all facing the front.
  • all your books, CDs, and movies have to be alphabetical order.
  • you require no less than 230 threads per inch on your sheets. …and they are tucked so tightly that you really could bounce a quarter on them.
  • you alphabetize your spices.
  • you actually bother trying to convince someone that the 3rd millennium hasn’t begun yet (or that it *has* begun).
  • you organize your closet by color, season, and fabric.
  • you flame every person who sent you email because the emails weren’t spelled correctly or grammatically correct.
  • you remove the tires to wash inside the wheel-wells of your vehicle.
  • you collect the little postcards in magazine issues… ..for recycling.
  • every e-mail reply that you send has been through a grammar checker… and you correct the original message.
  • you’re on a “calorie-counting” diet and you count the calories in the hot sauce on your “Big Beef Burrito Supreme”