- Having to brush up on Spanish just to read hate mail.
- Armed troops + civilian resistance = Paperwork, paperwork, paperwork.
- In the Elian TV movie, she’ll likely be played by John Lithgow.
- When she gets angry, she turns green and muscles burst through clothes just dry-cleaned.
- No one believes, “It was a chocolate gun pointed at Elian’s head.”
- Whenever she calls “Playboy” and offers to pose, Hefner’s “in a meeting.”
- Saying, “It’s the tear gas” when crying at “Erin Brockovich.”
- When Lenscrafters runs out of gigantic, outdated, poorly-fitted frames.
- Men who feel inadequate when she brings battering ram into bedroom.
- Constant political pressure to reunite Hall and Oates.
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