- Too much noise in the hallways to whisper sweet nothings to your TurtleDove.
- Just as you reach the peak of sexual passion, your Snookums rolls out of bed.
- Cold water on the stateroom floor takes the fun out of anything kinky.
- The sirens and whistles make it hard to concentrate onlove-making.
- Moaning and screaming all around you makes you feel sexually inadequate.
- You paid for a stateroom on a lower deck, but the lifeboats are hanging just outside your cabin window.
- No one will lend you a life preserver – the one thing you need to win the scavenger hunt!
- You dressed for dinner, but your shipmates come to the dining room wearing pajamas and nighties.
- It’s time for your mambo lesson, but the band won’t stop playing “Rock of Ages”.
- You need ice for drinks – your steward sends you up to the top deck with an ice pick.
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