Things Homeschooling Moms Don’t Want To Hear

  • “My science project got loose in the kitchen!”
  • “I can’t find a pencil!”
  • “But naps are for *little* kids!”
  • “I found that bunch of videos you thought you took back to the library last month!”
  • “Wait, Mom — that’s not your toothbrush, that’s my guinea pig’s grooming brush.”
  • “Grandma wants to know when I’m gonna get to go to *real* school!”
  • “Hello? Oh, she’s in the bathroom. Well, let me see if the cord will reach….”
  • “Mommy, why is my goldfish swimming on his back?”
  • “Bobby’s mom always takes them to McDonald’s after they finish their lessons.”

Things Homeschooled Kids Don’t Want To Hear

  • “Just wait until your father gets home!”
  • “Well, maybe we ought to send you back to school if you feel that way about it.”
  • “If you’re bored, I’ve got some chores for you.”
  • “I’m only doing this for your own good.”
  • “Someday you’ll thank me for this.”