- “My science project got loose in the kitchen!”
- “I can’t find a pencil!”
- “But naps are for *little* kids!”
- “I found that bunch of videos you thought you took back to the library last month!”
- “Wait, Mom — that’s not your toothbrush, that’s my guinea pig’s grooming brush.”
- “Grandma wants to know when I’m gonna get to go to *real* school!”
- “Hello? Oh, she’s in the bathroom. Well, let me see if the cord will reach….”
- “Mommy, why is my goldfish swimming on his back?”
- “Bobby’s mom always takes them to McDonald’s after they finish their lessons.”
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