Would You Like To Join?

  • The Yoko Club? — Oh no.
  • The German philosophy club? — I. Kant.
  • The Ford-Nixon club? — Pardon me?
  • The Alzheimer’s club? — Forget it.
  • The Ebert movie club? — Roger.
  • The Groucho Marx club? — You bet your life.
  • The Peter Pan club? — Never. Never.
  • The Japanese theater club? — Noh.
  • The quarterback club? — I’ll pass.
  • The Rhett Butler club? — I don’t give a damn.
  • The compulsive rhymers club? — Okey-dokey.
  • The Spanish optometrists club? — Si.
  • The pregnancy club? — Conceivably.
  • The Procrastinator’s Club? — Maybe, next week…
  • The Self Esteem Builders? — They wouldn’t accept me, anyway.
  • The Agoraphobics Society? — Only if they meet at my house.
  • The Co-Dependence Club? — Can I bring a friend?
  • The Prayer Group — Lord willing!