Would You Like To Join?

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• The Yoko Club? — Oh no.
• The German philosophy club? — I. Kant.
• The Ford-Nixon club? — Pardon me?
• The Alzheimer’s club? — Forget it.
• The Ebert movie club? — Roger.
• The Groucho Marx club? — You bet your life.
• The Peter Pan club? — Never. Never.
• The Japanese theater club? — Noh.
• The quarterback club? — I’ll pass.
• The Rhett Butler club? — I don’t give a damn.
• The compulsive rhymers club? — Okey-dokey.
• The Spanish optometrists club? — Si.
• The pregnancy club? — Conceivably.
• The Procrastinator’s Club? — Maybe, next week…
• The Self Esteem Builders? — They wouldn’t accept me, anyway.
• The Agoraphobics Society? — Only if they meet at my house.
• The Co-Dependence Club? — Can I bring a friend?
• The Prayer Group — Lord willing!