- “Virgin like balloon … one prick, all gone.”
- “Baseball wrong … man with four balls cannot walk!”
- “Work to become, not to acquire.”
- “A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.”
- “Ok for shit to happen … will decompose.”
- “Secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk.”
- “It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.”
- “Never raise hands to angry child, it leave groin exposed.”
- “Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot is unsanitary.”
- “Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons.”
- “Man who drive like hell bound to get there!”
- “Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!”
- “War not determine who’s right, war determines who’s left.”
- “Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.”
- “Man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth.”
- “Passionate kiss like spider web — lead to undoing of fly.”
- “Man with holes in pants pockets, feels cocky all day.”
- “Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night”
- “Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.”
- “Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.”
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