- When one hosts a dinner party, it is essential that all the place mats match, or, at the very least, that they all come from the same fast-food restaurant.
- Entertaining in your backyard? The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who’s muscular and shirtless.
- My favorite party game is “Pin the Cleanup on the Guests.”
- Nothing in the world is quite so entertaining as pouring old milk into new containers before having guests over.
- A good host must always be a STICKLER for attractive food presentation! I always take the foil COMPLETELY OFF the TV dinner before serving.
- Getting your home in tiptop shape for a party can be fun if you think of it as kicking dust bunny tail!
- Take short cuts! I used to offer my guests instant coffee. They kept whining for hot water to go with it.
- The best way to prepare a roast is to make an aluminum foil tent over your roasting pan. Similarly, the best way to prepare for relatives is to pitch a tent in the backyard and stay there until they leave.
- When decorating for a party, be creative with regular household items. Some people might just see a moldy shower curtain with torn eyelets. What do I see? A new tablecloth.
- The better you cook, the more likely your guests will return. Which is why I’m not usually too hot in the kitchen.
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