- Medals placed around winners’ necks by chirping birds.
- Goofy buys the farm in bizarre archery “accident.”
- Regulation requiring all rowing event competitors to keep their hands and arms inside the boat at all times results in considerably lower scores.
- Sprinters legs spin wildly in place before they take off.
- Hammer Throw replaced with Dwarf Toss.
- Animatronic John Tesh much livelier than the real one.
- Donald Duck defects to Busch Gardens.
- Tinkerbell’s “fairy dust” added to list of banned substances.
- Animatronic Abe Lincoln wins the Decathalon!
- $4 Cokes cost only $3.75.
- New Slogan: “The Sweatiest Place On Earth!”
- Minnie Mouse and Kerri Strug never seen together… hmmmm.
- Barbells marked “10,000 Pounds” absurdly easy to lift.
- A petulant Pluto demands chance to race for record 10th dog biscuit.
- The Little Mermaid takes home a record 49 gold medals in swimming events.
- “Gymnastic gold or no gymnastic gold, you’re too short for the rides!”
- Synchronized swimmers don’t just look goofy — they *ARE* Goofy!
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