- “You want to use the fitting room or try this on at my place?”
- “Check it out — this one’s good for hiding body parts.”
- “You know how we can offer such low prices? We buy direct from Wal-Mart!”
- “Try our new scent — it makes you smell just like Regis.”
- “Last night after work I got lucky on this couch.”
- “Can I take a picture of your feet for my web site?”
- “I live in a dark, greasy space under the escalator.”
- “For today only, you can pay for your purchases with hugs”
- “Have you seen a chimp in boys’ overalls?”
- “If you’re interested, I sell the same junk out of my van, half-price”
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