- It was so cold that we emptied the freezer and sat inside it to warm up.
- It was so cold that as I drove to work, I saw a group of people pushing a house down the street, trying to push-start the furnace.
- It was so cold last night that our snowman knocked on the door and asked if he could sleep on the couch.
- It was so cold that when my friend’s dad went out to milk his cows, what came out was ice cream.
- It was so cold that snow flakes froze in mid air and birds had to hop from one to another to reach the feeder.
- 1st year
The husband says, “Oh, sweetie pie, I’m really worried about those nasty sniffles you have! There’s no telling what that could turn into with all the strep that’s been going around. I’m going to take you right down to the hospital and have you admitted for a couple days of rest. I know the food is lousy there, so I’m going to bring you some takeout from Tosini’s. I’ve already arranged it with the head nurse.”
- 2nd year
“Listen, honey, I don’t like the sound of that cough. I called the doc and he’s going to stop by here and take a look at you. Why don’t you just go on to bed and get the rest you need?”
- 3rd year
“Maybe you better go lie down, darling. When you feel lousy you need the rest. I’ll bring you something–do we have any canned soup around here?”
- 4th year
“No sense wearing yourself out when you’re under the weather. When you finish those dishes and the kids’ baths and get them to bed, you ought to go to bed yourself!”
- 5th year
“Why don’t you take a couple aspirin?”
- 6th year
“You oughta go gargle or something, instead of sitting around barking like a dog!”
- 7th year
“For Pete’s sake, stop sneezing. Are you trying to give me pneumonia? You’d better pick up some tissues while you’re at the store.”
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