• “Hooked on Accents” is implemented in school systems statewide.
• Women’s buttocks must be minimally covered with a regular bikini bottom or Governor Arnold’s hand.
• So many liberals flee the state that it actually lifts up out of the sea.
• Swearing-in ceremony followed by an invitation-only executive-branch orgy.
• Democrats suddenly develop a much deeper appreciation for the right to recall elected officials.
• “Your incomes — give them to me.”
• Gray Davis will be returned to the petrified forest from whence he came.
• All female employees in the Statehouse are referred to as “Pat” and “Fanny.”
• California Department of Food and Agriculture now classifies steroids as a vegetable.
• As part of a “family first” agenda, he works to get dear ol’ Dad’s Nazi party back on the ballot.
• The governor’s televised speeches have subtitles for those who speak Spanish and English.
• Two words: flab tax
• Statewide, the fourth Thursday in November is officially renamed “Danksgiffin.”
• Not only kisses babies, but gropes their moms, too.

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