- “What, 3 servings of Moo Shoo Pork weren’t enough for you, tubby?”
- “Your fullness will be short-lived. Like an hour, tops.”
- “Put all your money and jewelry in the egg roll and nobody gets hurt.”
- “Today’s dog in alley is tomorrow’s moo goo gai pan.”
- “Patron who mocks waiter’s accent will unwittingly consume chef’s bodily fluids.”
- “Man who look to stale cookie for advice probably make good busboy. Ask waitress for application.”
- “Your strength lies in your continued belief that what you just ate was indeed duck.”
- “Creative Chinese chef without utensils can still find ways to stir soup.”
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