Press Release
Announcement of New Cabinet if Things Get Rough:
Announcement of New Cabinet if Things Get Rough:
- Secretary of Treasury — Eric Holder
- Secretary of Defense — Lindsey Lohan
- Secretary of Transportation — Charlie Sheen
- Secretary of Education — Dr. Timothy Leary
- Secretary of Health and Welfare — Barney Frank
- Secretary of Labor — Anita Hill
- Housing and Urban Development — Robin Shimoff
- Attorney General — David Duke
- Surgeon General — Dr. Oz
- Drug Czar — Willie Nelson
- Chief of Protocol — Roseanne
- Director, Central Intelligence — Geraldo Rivera
- Director, FBI — Hillary Clinton
- Veterans Administration — Jane Fonda
- Space Agency Administration — Jerry Brown
- Director of Family Values — OJ Simpson
- National Endowment for the Arts — Madonna
- Special Liaison to the Divine — Shirley MacLaine
- Court Jester — Jesse Jackson