Proposed Cabinet

Press Release
Announcement of New Cabinet if Things Get Rough:
  • Secretary of Treasury — Eric Holder
  • Secretary of Defense — Lindsey Lohan
  • Secretary of Transportation — Charlie Sheen
  • Secretary of Education — Dr. Timothy Leary
  • Secretary of Health and Welfare — Barney Frank
  • Secretary of Labor — Anita Hill
  • Housing and Urban Development — Robin Shimoff
  • Attorney General — David Duke
  • Surgeon General — Dr. Oz
  • Drug Czar — Willie Nelson
  • Chief of Protocol — Roseanne
  • Director, Central Intelligence — Geraldo Rivera
  • Director, FBI — Hillary Clinton
  • Veterans Administration — Jane Fonda
  • Space Agency Administration — Jerry Brown
  • Director of Family Values — OJ Simpson
  • National Endowment for the Arts — Madonna
  • Special Liaison to the Divine — Shirley MacLaine
  • Court Jester — Jesse Jackson