Two drunks visit a brothel. The Madam takes one look at them and whispers to her manager, “Go put inflatable dolls in 2 bedrooms. These guys are too drunk to notice”.
An hour later, the two drunks begin to stagger home. During the walk home one guy says, “I think my girl was dead, she never moved or made a sound”.
The second guy says, “I think mine was a witch!”
“Why do you think that?” asks the friend.
“Well, I bit her ass, she farted in my face and then flew out of the friggin’ window!!”