New Dog Breeds Recognized by the AKC

  • Collie + Lhasa Apso
    Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
  • Spitz + Chow Chow
    Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
  • Pointer + Setter
    Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
  • Great Pyrenees + Dachshund
    Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
  • Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso
    Peekasso, an abstract dog
  • Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
    Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
  • Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
    Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
  • Newfoundland + Basset Hound
    Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
  • Terrier + Bulldog
    Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
  • Bloodhound + Labrador
    Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
  • Malamute + Pointer
    Moot Point, owned by….oh, well, it doesn’t matter anyway
  • Collie + Malamute
    Commute, a dog that travels to work
  • Deerhound + Terrier
    Derriere, a dog that’s true to the end
  • Bull Terrier + Shitzu
    Oh, never mind….