- Be finicky – they’ll try harder to please you.
- Give attitude – get attention.
- If you don’t like your presents, SULK.
- If you get bored at your party – just curl up for a nap.
- Don’t stress out over your first grey whisker.
- Act completely unimpressed by the presents you receive.
- Remember, this is your day, so if anyone bugs you, you’re allowed to hiss and spit.
- Take the day off and lie in the sun.
- Stay out on the prowl all night long.
- Demand only the most expensive fresh fish for dinner.
- It’s a good day to shed your inhibitions.
- Act catty – toy with your presents before you tear them open.
- Don’t overdo it with the catnip or you’ll regret it in the morning.
- If you aren’t getting enough attention, sharpen your claws on somebody’s leg.
- Don’t let anything or anyone PUT YOU OUT!
- And remember…curiosity might kill you, but birthdays won’t!
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