- Shapiro the Snake
- Wheezy the Emphysemic Rat
- Tapey the Worm
- Limpy the Octopalegic Centipede
- Roadkill the Dog
- Zsa Zsa the Boar
- Retchy the Wino
- Newtie the Embattled House Speaker
- The Antelope Formerly Known as Prince
- Truman Coyote
- Hooters the Exotic Dancer
- Spanky the Monkey
- Dolly the Sheep and Dolly the Sheep
- Sucker the Beanie Baby Collector
- L’Orange the Duck