Great to use in chat rooms or on cell phones!
- GOPlAinTraFk
Go play in traffic - UvGotAFAcLikASqEzdTBag
You’ve got a face like a squeezed tea-bag - IfUHdABrAnUdBDAjrus
If you had a brain you’d be dangerous - IfUWnt2AMndREdrTherWldBNoChrge
If you went to a mind reader there would be no charge - INoWenURLIinYaLpsMov
I know when you are lying, Your lips move - TLItsROnBtNo1isHOm
The lights are on, but no one is home - URAsMchUsAsMdGrdsOnATortus
You are as much use as mud guards on a tortoise - TWhElsMvnBtTHmstrsDEd
The Wheel’s moving but the hamster’s dead - URAsUsfLAsAChocl8Tpot
You are as much use as a chocolate teapot - UR1SndwchShrtOfAPiKnk
You are one sandwich short of a picnic - :-(YaBrAnIsntAsBgAsYa(_,_)
A pity your brain isn’t as big as your bottom