Great to use in chat rooms or on cell phones!

• GOPlAinTraFk
  Go play in traffic
• UvGotAFAcLikASqEzdTBag
  You’ve got a face like a squeezed tea-bag
• IfUHdABrAnUdBDAjrus
  If you had a brain you’d be dangerous
• IfUWnt2AMndREdrTherWldBNoChrge
  If you went to a mind reader there would be no charge
• INoWenURLIinYaLpsMov
  I know when you are lying, Your lips move
• TLItsROnBtNo1isHOm
  The lights are on, but no one is home
• URAsMchUsAsMdGrdsOnATortus
  You are as much use as mud guards on a tortoise
• TWhElsMvnBtTHmstrsDEd
  The Wheel’s moving but the hamster’s dead
• URAsUsfLAsAChocl8Tpot
  You are as much use as a chocolate teapot
• UR1SndwchShrtOfAPiKnk
  You are one sandwich short of a picnic
• :-(YaBrAnIsntAsBgAsYa(_,_)
  A pity your brain isn’t as big as your bottom