Online Lies

  • “I’m in this private room consoling a depressed friend.”
  • “You’re different. I’ve never felt like this about someone I’ve never met before.”
  • “I’m new online and haven’t had time to create a profile, but tell me more about yourself.”
  • “I never do cybersex!! Yet here in this room alone with you, well, I’m getting excited!”
  • “Yes of course I’m female.”
  • “No this is my only screen name. You mean you can have more than one?”
  • “I’m 5’4, blonde hair, blue eyes and guys love my body!”
    Male version is “I’m 6’0, great tan, and buffed from working out!”
  • “I’m not like most of the guys here, I just want to meet so we can just have coffee and get to know each other.”
  • “I don’t care what you look like, it’s what’s on the inside that counts.” (Which is true, except it means “I’m horny and could care less, just type)
  • “Tonight my love, our souls have touched.”