- System Failure – Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
- Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
- Press any key except… no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
- Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.
- Close your eyes and press escape three times.
- Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
- This is a message from God Gates: “Rebooting the world. Please log off.”
- To “shut down” your system, type “WIN.”
- File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
- Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
- Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
- Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
- WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCILANDPAPER.SYS)
- User Error: Replace user – now get out of here!
- Windows VirusScan 1.0 – “Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)”
- Welcome to Microsoft’s World – Your Mortgage is Past Due…
- If you are an artist, you should know that Bill Gates owns you and all your future creations.
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