- If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start all over!
- To get your daily exercise, just click on “run”! If you needed a break from life, click on suspend.
- Hit “any key” to continue life when ready.
- To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.
- To add/remove someone in your life, click settings and control panel.
- To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
- If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.
- When you loose your car keys, click on find.
- “Help” with the chores is just a click away.
- Auto insurance wouldn’t be necessary. You would use your diskette to recover from a crash.
- And, we could click on “SEND NOW” and a Pizza would be on it’s way to YOU…
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