If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer…

  • If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start all over!
  • To get your daily exercise, just click on “run”! If you needed a break from life, click on suspend.
  • Hit “any key” to continue life when ready.
  • To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.
  • To add/remove someone in your life, click settings and control panel.
  • To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
  • If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.
  • When you loose your car keys, click on find.
  • “Help” with the chores is just a click away.
  • Auto insurance wouldn’t be necessary. You would use your diskette to recover from a crash.
  • And, we could click on “SEND NOW” and a Pizza would be on it’s way to YOU…