Your wife wants a diamond for her birthday, and you get her a Diamond Stealth Video Card.
You’re in bed, making it, and it reminds you of how it must feel to be a floppy disk going into your new drive.
You know what PPP, SLIP, HTML and FTP mean…but damned if you can remember your wife’s maiden name or your wedding anniversary. Don’t even talk about the kids’ names!
You sit in front of the TV…trying to type at a keyboard.
You “right click”….on your wife’s nipples.
The “cute name” for your member has changed to “Joystick”….and you hold it the same way.
You find out that Hemorrhoids aren’t THAT painful, as long as you’re on the ‘Net.
When someone yells out “What’s for supper?” you do a search for SUPPER.COM.
Whenever your wife mentions “protection”, you remind yourself that you gotta get a keyboard protector.
You suspect there’s a virus in your mashed potatoes.