Browser Blues

(Sung to Janis Joplin’s “Mercedes Benz”)

Oh Lord won’t you find me a browser that works
I’m tired of all this trashware, I’m tired of all these jerks
Worked hard all my life, Lord, no time for these quirks
So Lord won’t you find me a browser that works

Oh Lord, bought a puter that came with IE,
Small drive though, want FireFox, less bloated ya see.
Went through the install, defaults to IE,
Oh Lord, bought a puter that came with IE.

Oh Lord, I called Redmond, for help with the mess,
Must have been lots others, least-wise I guess.
Heard “All circuits are busy”, and then just a hiss,
Oh Lord, I called Redmond, for help with the mess.

Oh Lord, I was desperate, turned to Ing,
With question in hand, just another postee.
Found answers, trashed Windows 8, and tried BSD.
Oh Lord, I love them, they fixed it for me.