All I Need to Know About Life I Learned by Drinking Coffee

  • I am productive! I am productive! I am productive!
  • Better latte than never.
  • A day without coffee is like night…you sleep through it.
  • We all have to do the daily grind.
  • Espresso yourself.
  • Automatic drip defines most people’s personalities.
  • Stand your grounds.
  • If the spoon doesn’t dissolve, it ain’t coffee.
  • I love the caffeine; it’s the rich taste I could do without.
  • Don’t stop till you’re shaking.
  • Impatience is a virtue.
  • Take two cups and call me in the middle of the night.
  • Who needs sleep when you’ve got coffee?
  • There’s no rest for the caffeinated.
  • Decaf is for sissies.
  • Man cannot live by coffee alone – donuts are pretty essential too.
  • There is no such thing as a free refill.
  • It’s okay to be full of beans sometimes.

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