- Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
- I would not allow this student to breed.
- This student has delusions of adequacy.
- This student is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
- This student sets low standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
- The student has a “full six-pack” but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.
- Student has been working with glue too much.
- When the student’s IQ reaches 50, he/she should sell.
- Gates are down, lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming.
- If this student were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week.
- It’s hard to believe the sperm that created this student beat out 1,000,000 others.
- The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.
- Your child is not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
- If your child had two brain cells, they’d kill each other.
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