You Need to Study More Geography If You Think…

  • Andes is an after dinner mint
  • The Balkans are an alien people on Star Trek
  • The English Channel is a TV sitcom about Charles and Camilla
  • The United Kingdom is a cultural theme park
  • Butte Montana is Joe’s new girlfriend
  • Reno Nevada is what you get for being Attorney General
  • The Tropic of Cancer is a sunscreen lotion
  • The $10,000 Pyramid is in Egypt
  • The Gaza Strip is a Middle Eastern folk dance
  • The Ring of Fire is the center ring of Barnum and Bailey’s Circus
  • The Bermuda Triangle is a percussion instrument in a reggae band
  • The Cumberland Gap gives out a pair of clogs with every set of jeans
    sold
  • The International Dateline is a new cable TV network
  • The Equator is a cartoon action figure
  • The Continental Shelf is a specialty section of the supermarket
  • An archipelago is a food stabilizer
  • The Dust Bowl is Granny’s old favorite dish
  • A fault is what you find in other people
  • A fjord is a Norwegian car
  • A mantle is what goes over your fireplace
  • Tide is a laundry detergent
  • You can do a research paper to find out who killed the Dead Sea