An Ode to Furballs

  • After dark, all cats are jaguars…
  • Never *ever* try to baptize a cat.
  • Cats are smarter than dogs. You cannot get a cat to pull a sled.
  • A cat knows your every thought. It doesn’t care. But it knows.
  • If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I will put shoes on my cat …
  • Most people with cats, know they are being controlled. That’s the horror of it …
  • Never try to out stubborn a cat.
  • Thousands of years ago, humans worshiped the cat. They have not forgotten this…
  • Whenever I bathe my cat, it takes an hour to get the fur off of my tongue.
  • I prefer to live with Feline Sapiens, thank you very much.
  • (picture of a fat tabby on a couch, looking at his owner) “My species domesticated your species…”