- After dark, all cats are jaguars…
- Never *ever* try to baptize a cat.
- Cats are smarter than dogs. You cannot get a cat to pull a sled.
- A cat knows your every thought. It doesn’t care. But it knows.
- If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I will put shoes on my cat …
- Most people with cats, know they are being controlled. That’s the horror of it …
- Never try to out stubborn a cat.
- Thousands of years ago, humans worshiped the cat. They have not forgotten this…
- Whenever I bathe my cat, it takes an hour to get the fur off of my tongue.
- I prefer to live with Feline Sapiens, thank you very much.
- (picture of a fat tabby on a couch, looking at his owner) “My species domesticated your species…”
error: Content is protected !!