Trick or Treat! What’s Your Sign?

  • Aries pushes the others aside to get to the door first.
  • Taurus will only eat the finest of Swiss chocolates.
  • Gemini goes around the neighborhood once, changes costumes and goes around again.
  • Cancer stays at home and gives candy to the other trick-or-treaters.
  • Leo plans their costume for months, then won’t go out because someone else had the same idea.
  • Virgo wears a neatly-pressed suit and tells everyone they’re a bookkeeper.
  • Libra is still standing in front of the closet trying to decide on a costume.
  • Scorpio isn’t in it for the candy.
  • Sagittarius will manage to wander to the next town.
  • Capricorn makes a list of all the houses that give good candy and the optimal route to take.
  • Aquarius builds their costume out of spare flashlights and spends all night tinkering when it shorts.
  • Pisces skips the whole thing to compose poetry to the Moon.