What if biblical characters could be recruited as high-tech promoters? Consider the following tech advocates and their ad slogans:
- Noah for Match.com:
We can find a mate for anything. Why not you?
- Moses for the Excedrin Headache Resource Center (Excedrin.com):
Take two tablets and call me in the morning.
- The dove for UPS.com:
Guaranteed delivery in 40 days and 40 nights.
- Adam and Eve for Dell:
No Apples for us. We’ve learned the hard way.
- Solomon for Microsoft:
Don’t cut the baby in half.
- Joseph for Nikon Coolpix:
Only Nikon can capture the 36-bit color of my megapixel dreamcoat.
- Methuselah for AARP.org:
Life begins at 960.
- John the Baptist for DunkinDonuts.com:
You’ll be head over heels for our new Munchkin platter.
- Pharaoh for Symantec:
If only we’d had Norton AntiPlague 2002 in 2002 … B.C.E.
- Job for NASDAQ: