Bible Riddles – Noah

  • What did Noah say as he was loading the Ark?
    “Now I herd everything”
  • Why did the people on the ark think the horses were pessimistic?
    They kept saying neigh
  • What animal could Noah not trust?
    The cheetah
  • What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?
    Flood lights
  • Who introduced salted meat to the Navy?
    Noah–he took Ham with him on the ark
  • What did God say when Noah told him he wanted to build the ark out of bricks?
    “No, Noah — go for wood”
  • Why couldn’t they play cards on the ark?
    Noah was sitting on the deck
  • Who was the first canning factory run by?
    Noah-he had a boat full of preserved pairs
  • Was Noah the first one out of the Ark?
    No, he came fourth out of the ark
  • Which animal took the most baggage into the arc? What animal tooke the least?
    The elephant took his trunk. But the fox and the rooster took only a brush and comb between them.
  • Why weren’t there any worms on the arc?
    Because worms come in apples not in pairs.
  • What creatures were not on the arc?
  • Where did Noah keep the bees?
    In the ark hives.
  • Who was the best financier in the Bible?
    Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.
  • Where was Noah when the lights went out?
    In d’ark.
  • Why couldn’t Noah catch many fish?
    He only had two worms.
  • When is paper money first mentioned in the Bible?
    When the dove brought the green back to the ark.
  • What did the cat say when the ark landed?
    Is that Ararat?