Some Daffy Product Instructions

  • On a Sears hairdryer:
    – Do not use while sleeping.
  • On a bag of Fritos:
    – You could be a winner!No purchase necessary.Details inside.
  • On a bar of Dial soap:
    – Directions:Use like regular soap.
  • On a Swanson’s frozen dinner:
    – Serving suggestion:Defrost.
  • On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box:
    – Fits one head.
  • On a package of Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert:
    – Do not turn upside down (printed on the bottom of the box).
  • On a package of Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
    – Product will be hot after heating.
  • On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
    – Do not iron clothes on body.
  • On a bottle of Boot’s Children’s Cough Medicine:
    – Do not drive car or operate machinery.
  • On Nytol Sleep Aid:
    – Warning: may cause drowsiness
  • On a Korean-made kitchen knife:
    – Warning keep out of children.
  • On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
    – For indoor or outdoor use only.
  • On a Japanese-made food processor:
    – Not to be used for the other use.
  • On Sunsbury’s peanuts:
    – Warning: contains nuts.
  • On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
    – Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
  • On a Swedish chainsaw:
    – Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
  • On a packet of Sunmaid raisins:
    – Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal?