- Your beautiful new VW Beetle is constantly being mistaken for the Oscar Meyer Turdmobile.
- On the way to the fishin’ hole, Andy and Opie stop by your windshield for bait.
- Greenpeace won’t let you move the car for fear of displacing some dung beetles that have taken up residence.
- Neighborhood kids offer: “Mow your Volvo, sir?”
- Your pine tree air freshener is now a protected old growth forest.
- Satellite photos reveal crop circles on your roof.
- “Wash Me” appears on your trunk — chiseled with a jackhammer.
- Impossible to drive with the kids always clamoring to have a look through the periscope.
- Your “cell phone antenna” is really a sapling which took root.
- Kids write “PLOW ME!” on your trunk.
- When you blow the horn, prairie dogs pop up from the hood.
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