- A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.
- You have used the phrase “fixin’ to” during the last 12 months.
- Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.
- You’ve ever been excused from school because “the cows got out.”
- You can properly pronounce Eufaula, Gotebo, Okemah and Chickasha.
- You can remember the name of the last state legislator to introduce a bill involving castration, and he didn’t mean farm animals.
- You know exactly what calf fries are, and eat them anyway.
- You can recall hot summers by the year they happened easier than you can remember your mother’s birthday.
- You think that people who complain about the wind in other states are sissies.
- It doesn’t bother you to use an airport named for a man who died in an airplane crash.
- You have owned at least one belt buckle bigger than your fist.
- A bad traffic jam involves two cars staring each other down at a four-way stop, each determined to be the most polite and let the other go first.
- You know in which state Miam-uh is and in which state Miam-ee is.
- Your “place at the lake” has wheels under it.
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