Oregon is one of the wettest states in the Union. Here are some Oregonian facts:

• Oregonians don’t tan, they rust.
• Rustoleum is the number one selling suntan oil in Oregon.
• Glasses sold in Oregon come standard with windshield wipers.
• Oregonians are so used to rain that a half inch of snow closes the schools.
• Oregonians picnic in the rain. We just open the sunroof on the umbrella if the sun comes out.
• True Oregonians have web feet. Helps us cross the street easier.
• In Oregon if you don’t like the weather, wait 2 weeks and it will change to another storm.
• Oregonians don’t by flood insurance, they all live in houseboats.
• When the comet Hale Bopp first flew by at night, half the population thought they had seen the sun for the first time.