More Bumper Stickers

  • My karma ran over your dogma.
  • Friends don’t let friends drive naked.
  • If you don’t like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!
  • Caution! Driver’s applying make-up
  • CAUTION : Driver Singing
  • The kids drive me crazy, I drive them everywhere
  • Why am I the only person on earth that knows how to drive?
  • FORGET ABOUT WORLD PEACE…VISUALIZE USING YOUR TURN SIGNAL
  • If you think I’m a lousy driver, wait until you see me putt
  • Hang up and drive
  • I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. . . Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car
  • Evacuate the road!!! STUDENT driving!!
  • It was only a lane change!
  • I drive this way just to piss you off.
  • Go on speeding, we’ll cut you out (of your car) — Your Fire Dept.
  • Go on, I’ll see you at the next traffic light.
  • Get in. Sit down. Shut up. Hang on.
  • Caution I swerve and hit people at random.
  • So many pedestrians, so little time.