- My karma ran over your dogma.
- Friends don’t let friends drive naked.
- If you don’t like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!
- Caution! Driver’s applying make-up
- CAUTION : Driver Singing
- The kids drive me crazy, I drive them everywhere
- Why am I the only person on earth that knows how to drive?
- FORGET ABOUT WORLD PEACE…VISUALIZE USING YOUR TURN SIGNAL
- If you think I’m a lousy driver, wait until you see me putt
- Hang up and drive
- I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. . . Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car
- Evacuate the road!!! STUDENT driving!!
- It was only a lane change!
- I drive this way just to piss you off.
- Go on speeding, we’ll cut you out (of your car) — Your Fire Dept.
- Go on, I’ll see you at the next traffic light.
- Get in. Sit down. Shut up. Hang on.
- Caution I swerve and hit people at random.
- So many pedestrians, so little time.
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