Cubicle Wisdom

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• If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
• Sure, you may not like working here, but we pay your rent.
• Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings — they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
• A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.
• If at first you don’t succeed–try management.
• Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
• Never quit until you have another job.
• Hang in there: Retirement is only 30 years away!
• Go the extra mile — It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
• Pride, commitment, teamwork–words we use to get you to work for free.
• Work: It isn’t just for sleeping anymore.
• There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don’t work here anymore.