Still More Bumper Stickers

  • Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
  • Support Cannibalism-EAT ME!
  • God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.
  • I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.
  • I wasn’t born a bitch. Men like you made me this way.
  • Taxation WITH representation ain’t so fucking hot, either!
  • Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?
  • 5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it’s an amusement park.
  • EARTH FIRST! We’ll stripmine the other planets later.
  • Your child may be an honor student but you’re still an idiot.
  • If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
  • Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
  • My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her …or something like that.
  • Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!
  • If we are what we eat; I’m cheap, fast, and easy.
  • Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re-elect them!