Fishing Terms Explained

  • Catch and Release:
    A conservation motion that happens most often right before the local Fish and Game officer pulls over a boat that has caught over it’s limit.
  • Hook:
    A curved piece of metal used to catch fish.
    A clever advertisement to entice a fisherman to spend his life savings on a new rod and reel.
    The punch administered by said fisherman’s wife after he spends their life savings (see also, Right Hook, Left Hook).
  • Line:
    Something you give your coworkers when they ask on Monday how your fishing went the past weekend.
  • Lure:
    An object that is semi-enticing to fish, but will drive an angler into such a frenzy that he will charge his credit card to the limit before exiting the tackle shop.
  • Reel:
    A weighted object that causes a rod to sink quickly when dropped overboard.
  • Rod:
    An attractively painted length of fiberglass that keeps an angler from ever getting too close to a fish.
  • School:
    A grouping in which fish are taught to avoid your $29.99 lures and hold out for spam instead.
  • Tackle:
    What your last catch did to you as you reeled him in, but just before he wrestled free and jumped back overboard.
  • Tackle Box:
    A box shaped alarmingly like your comprehensive first aid kit. Only a tackle box contains many sharp objects, so that when you reach in the wrong box blindly to get a Band Aid, you soon find that you need more than one.
  • Test:
    The amount of strength a fishing line affords an angler when fighting fish in a specific weight range.
    A measure of your creativity in blaming “that darn line” for once again losing the fish.