She’s larger and meaner than them other prissy, stuck-up, think-they’re-better’n-you Barbies! Now every girl can live the fantasy of ignorance and poverty with her special trailer-park friend.
Every WHITE TRASH BARBIE comes complete with:
- Two packs of Marlboro Lights for Barbie’s smoking pleasure!
- A six-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer (it’s on sale!)
- Barbie during her busy day of bitching and watching TV.
- Stylish, every occasion Spandex pants, halter top and sandals.
*Hot pants or blue jean cutoffs may be substituted on dolls shipped to Alabama).
- Waffle House uniform sold separately.
- Barbie comes with platinum blonde hair and black roots showing.
- Miracle-o’-procreation button! Press button on Barbie’s back and she’s pregnant…again!
Barbie can say 11 phrases including,
- “I tol’ jew friggin’ kids to git the hell outa my yard!”
- “Git me anuther beer, baybee.”
- “Whur’s my damn cigarettes?”, and more.
- Barbie doublewide dream trailer: Mobile home fun complete with stained carpet, broken steps, and TV set. Barbie’s wormy pet cat Rufus, also included. Trailer disassembles for use with the Tornado Action Playset (Sold separately).
- Barbie dream car: 1982 Camaro in mix-n’-match colors, smokin’ chokin’ exhaust*, and coat hanger radio antenna. (Holds two white Trash Barbies or fifteen Mexi-Migrant Barbies) (*Smoke non-toxic, unless breathed.)
- Abusive boyfriend Ken with Asskickin’ leg action and bitch-slap backhand. With cowboy boots and MD 20/20 bottle. Curses and mumbles when string is pulled.
- Married life Ken with Beer-bustin’ expanding waist*. Molded to recliner, with TV remote, beer, and chips. Says “Shut up, woman,” and “Git me a beer.” (*Waist cannot be reduced once expanded.)