Obtainable Affirmations

  • As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I am in touch with my inner sociopath.
  • I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.
  • I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else’s fault.
  • I no longer need to punish, deceive, or compromise myself, unless I want to stay employed.
  • In some cultures what I do would be considered normal.
  • Having control over myself is almost as good as having control over others.
  • My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of self-judgment.
  • I honor my personality flaws for without them I would have no personality at all.
  • I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me.

  • I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.