Signs of a Frustrated Mother

  • Your children know how to read HTML code but can’t operate a vacuum cleaner.
  • Your children tell you that you said “yes” and you don’t even remember the question.
  • You go to the grocery store and find yourself having a good time.
  • Your husband asks how your day went and you rate it on a scale of 1-10 repeats of “stop that!” or “no!”.
  • You can’t remember the last time you didn’t have to share your drink.
  • You mistakenly tell the kids it’s “sanity” time when you meant to say “bed” time.
  • The laundry seems to have taken on an evil nature and you begin to feel that it’s out to get you.
  • You dread hearing the phone ring because it’s a sure sign there’s about to be trouble amongst the children.
  • It’s finally your turn on the computer and “Touched by an Angel” is just coming on.
  • You go to sleep with “I’m bored” or “I’m hungry” still ringing in your ears.